A Monkey's Guide to Faking Your Martial Arts Credentials - Paperback

by Lordus Sapiens (Author)

Don't Be A Martial Arts CHUMP!Learning a Martial Art like Karate, Kung Fu, or Ninjutsu and achieving Grand Mastery can take years...decades even. But it doesn't have to! Thousands of "martial artists" these days are reaching the highest levels of martial arts rank, warrior wisdom, and GRAND MASTERY without expending a single drop of sweat or learning a single self-defense technique. Thanks to the modern day miracles of the Internet, desktop publishing, and social media, your well-deserved martial arts status and unquestionable combat bad-assery are mere clicks away...but only if you know how! In this groundbreaking, earth-shattering, and life-changing book that tears down the veil that obscures the real world of martial arts ranking and credentialing, renowned martial arts master LORDUS SAPIENS guides you along the path to creating a credible martial arts history and personae that will not only fool the public and real martial artists, but make you a martial artist to be feared and respected while opening the door to untold riches and opportunities! All it takes is a little time, money, hard work...okay, hard work, not so much...but LORDUS SAPIENS shows you The Way!