{"product_id":"be-ready-when-the-sh-t-goes-down-a-survival-guide-to-the-apocalypse-paperback","title":"Be Ready When the Sh*t Goes Down - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eForrest Griffin\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eErich Krauss\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUltimate Fighter champ Forrest Griffin and Erich Krauss, who previously brought you the New York Times bestseller Got Fight, now offer a hilarious and very timely guide to surviving the coming apocalypse. Be Ready When the Sh*t Goes Down provides everything an aspiring Mad Max needs to know about post-apocalyptic living. Since it's coming soon anyway, we might as well all Be Ready When the Sh*t Goes Down.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSurvival Skills: \u003c\/b\u003e Learn how to hot-wire a car, build a Vehicle of Death with Zakk Wylde, and why your friends will absolutely laugh their asses off while a rabid dog eats you.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eWeapons and Combat: \u003c\/b\u003e Master the art of the choke hold, the proper way to grip a gun (hint: not like in rap videos), and how to turn everyday objects into weapons of opportunity.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eWorst-Case Scenarios: \u003c\/b\u003e A full breakdown of every potential apocalypse--from economic collapse to viral pandemic--and a guide to dealing with the most dangerous survivors: hippies, fat people, and children.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMental Fortitude: \u003c\/b\u003e Prepare your mind for the tough decisions, from abandoning injured friends to why love is the arch-nemesis of the apocalyptic survivor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eBack Jacket\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe end of the world is coming. Are you going to be ready when the sh*t goes down? Here's a quick checklist: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003col\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHave you dug up your wife's rose garden and built a fallout shelter, equipped with a prison where you can lock up annoying family members? \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHave you mapped out an escape route to your safe zone? \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIs there a vehicle of death sitting in your garage? \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHave you filled your go bag with all the needed instruments, including waterproof matches, postapocalyptic goggles, and at least one sexual party favor? \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHave you learned how to milk various types of animals, including a giraffe?\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou need this book more than you even know. Without it, you're roadkill. Lucky for you, Forrest Griffin is the perfect apocalyptic chaperone. From spotting the signs of the global downfall to alienating your loved ones \u003cem\u003enow\u003c\/em\u003e so they don't come looking for you \u003cem\u003eafter\u003c\/em\u003e, to hot-wiring a car to starting a religion in your own image, Griffin provides you with all the hot knowledge you need to survive the downfall of civilization. Simply put, this is the most important book about the apocalypse that you will ever read by a UFC fighter from Georgia.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 280\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1 x 8.9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e August 09, 2011\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52913572970720,"sku":"9780061998263","price":22.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0811\/5909\/4496\/files\/CvRS41OrH9780061998263.webp?v=1781185073","url":"https:\/\/improvedinc.myshopify.com\/products\/be-ready-when-the-sh-t-goes-down-a-survival-guide-to-the-apocalypse-paperback","provider":"Improved Improper Input Inc.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}