{"product_id":"elly-uncomposed-a-novel-opera-paperback","title":"Elly Uncomposed: A Novel Opera - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eValerie Niemerg\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eElizabeth Kirtenpepper prefers to watch the opera from the pit. Ah, the nice dark orchestra pit, seated comfortably in the shadows with her familiar piano, enjoying the show from a safe distance. But when a truly inconsiderate magical book sweeps her up into Mozart's eighteenth-century opera, \u003ci\u003eThe Marriage of Figaro\u003c\/i\u003e, Elizabeth is plunged into the very-real (and smelly) depths of the Count Almaviva's scullery. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eStuffed into a corset and forced to wear impractical shoes, Elizabeth meets Figaro, Susanna, and the whole cast of memorable characters. But no one is sticking to their story! And a strange, hooded villain is running through the estate, unraveling every bar line of Mozart's score! To find her way back to the blessed land of air conditioning and hand sanitizer, Elizabeth must now face the music, step into the lights, summon her own inner diva, and take up her part in the story. With the help of new friendships, some eels, and a little adventurous romance, she vanquishes calamities from leprosy and sexual politics to revolutions in Spain, somehow discovering along the way, that \u003cb\u003eeverything she ever really needed to know. . . \u003c\/b\u003e she learned it at the opera.\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 362\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.81 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e April 19, 2022\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53097795191008,"sku":"9798985910117","price":24.17,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0811\/5909\/4496\/files\/JIXaZG7jSA9798985910117.webp?v=1781688567","url":"https:\/\/improvedinc.myshopify.com\/products\/elly-uncomposed-a-novel-opera-paperback","provider":"Improved Improper Input Inc.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}