{"product_id":"how-not-to-become-a-crotchety-old-man-paperback-1","title":"How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eMary McHugh\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDo you find yourself yelling at the TV? Are you incapable of reading instruction manuals? If so, you're at risk of developing crotchety old man-itis, and this is the book for you.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWe all have a crotchety old man in our lives. Maybe he's your father, your grandfather, your brother, your husband--or, though you'd never admit it, even you! Author Mary McHugh's 250 hilarious truths, illustrated by Adrienne Hartman, are a lighthearted razz of the grumpy old man prototype. You know the one: he salts everything automatically before tasting it, he thinks he's the best driver to ever grace pavement, and he still hasn't learned how to empty the dishwasher. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eCompact in format, big on fun, and filled with hilarious insights, \u003ci\u003eHow Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man\u003c\/i\u003e is a perfect Father's Day, birthday, stocking stuffer, or holiday gift for any man who wants to ensure he doesn't slip into the crotchety zone.\u003cbr\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eMary McHugh is a writer and regular contributor to SeniorWomen.com. She is the author of 15 books, including \u003ci\u003eHow Not to Become a Little Old Lady.\u003c\/i\u003e Mary has written for \u003ci\u003eGood Housekeeping\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eThe\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e, and \u003ci\u003eFamily Circle\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 144\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.6 x 3.7 x 3.3 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIllustrated:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e March 17, 2009\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52911765291232,"sku":"9780740781551","price":10.07,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0811\/5909\/4496\/files\/8enSXjmI0M9780740781551.webp?v=1781258676","url":"https:\/\/improvedinc.myshopify.com\/products\/how-not-to-become-a-crotchety-old-man-paperback-1","provider":"Improved Improper Input Inc.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}