{"product_id":"how-not-to-become-a-crotchety-old-man-paperback","title":"How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eMary McHugh\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe author of \u003c\/b\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eHow Not to Become a Little Old Lady\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cb\u003e returns with a guide to recognizing the signs and symptoms of being a grumpy old guy!\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eA crotchety old man decided to wash his sweatshirt. He threw it in the washing machine and yelled to his wife; \"What setting do I use?\" His wife asked, \"What does it say on the shirt?\" He yelled back, \"University of Texas.\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIf this man sounds like someone you know, chances are he's a crotchety old man! We all have a crotchety old man in our lives. Maybe he's your father, your grandfather, your brother, your husband--or (though you'd never admit it) even you! Crotchety old men stand in the middle of the kitchen and say \"Where's the butter?\" They buy cans of broken cashews because they're cheaper. They yell at news anchors on television, and believe \"You look OK\" is a compliment. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThis lighthearted celebration of grumpy old men provides 250 hilarious truths about cranky, crusty old guys who would rather spend days trying to build something than read the instructions. Also included is charming and humorous art by Adrienne Hartman.\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eMary McHugh is a writer and regular contributor to SeniorWomen.com. She is the author of 15 books, including \u003ci\u003eHow Not to Become a Little Old Lady.\u003c\/i\u003e Mary has written for \u003ci\u003eGood Housekeeping\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eThe\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e, and \u003ci\u003eFamily Circle\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 138\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.4 x 5.9 x 5.9 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIllustrated:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e April 01, 2004\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52864041582816,"sku":"9780740739521","price":11.19,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0811\/5909\/4496\/files\/UVo7rJS50C9780740739521.webp?v=1781258777","url":"https:\/\/improvedinc.myshopify.com\/products\/how-not-to-become-a-crotchety-old-man-paperback","provider":"Improved Improper Input Inc.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}