Roses are Red, and I'm Farting Fred: A Funny Story About Famous Landmarks and a Boy Who Farts - Paperback

Roses are Red, and I'm Farting Fred: A Funny Story About Famous Landmarks and a Boy Who Farts - Paperback

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Roses are Red, and I'm Farting Fred: A Funny Story About Famous Landmarks and a Boy Who Farts - Paperback
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Roses are Red, and I'm Farting Fred: A Funny Story About Famous Landmarks and a Boy Who Farts - Paperback

Roses are Red, and I'm Farting Fred: A Funny Story About Famous Landmarks and a Boy Who Farts - Paperback

$27.40
$27.40

by Humor Heals Us (Author)

Fred doesn't want to get up. Mainly because it's a holiday he doesn't like, but also because the girl next door insists on a kiss. He soon finds himself running away but not before visiting all the beautiful landmarks in the world.

Our gas carries us
Up the Eiffel Tower.
Then past the Arc de Triomphe
With full fart power.

Share this new funny story for Valentine's Day or any day of the year to learn all about famous landmarks and world travel. Adults are permitted to laugh too.

The children's book series, Farting Adventures, celebrates the value of laughter.

The Farting Adventures book series is geared to kids and adults ages 0-100.

Check out all the Farting adventures books: Taylor the Tooting Turkey, Frank the Farting Flamingo, Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin, Fairy the Farting Unicorn, and Fritz the Farting Reindeer.

Number of Pages: 34
Dimensions: 0.09 x 8.5 x 8.5 IN
Publication Date: January 11, 2021

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