Slampig: The Girls You Pass Up, I Pick Up - Paperback

by Pile (Author)

Slampig is a novel about a man named Pile who spent his twenties sleeping with undesirable girls. He took advantage of every opportunity to have sex with cougars, fat girls, and the emotionally unstable. It was fun for awhile, but after he reached rock bottom with a purple-haired fat chick, his friends nicknamed Grimace, he tried to find a decent girl to have a relationship with. Pile soon realized that having a relationship was a lot harder than "pigging" and kept falling into old patterns.

Author Biography

Pile is a Stand-Up Comedian from Boston, Massachusetts. His main influences are the people he grew up with. Pile feels that the real comedians are our friends, family, and co-workers whose life stories are funnier than anything a comedian could make up. In June of 2008, Pile won a comedy competition where he had to perform in front of two-hundred rowdy people. He credits this mostly from spending numerous hours practicing his act at bars, where barely anyone is paying attention. Pile is dyslexic and practically illiterate so he thanks all the people who helped him edit this book. You can email him at Slampigbook@gmail.com or go to his facebook at www.facebook.com/Slampigbook. If you are interested in booking Pile for an appearance you can email Pileproductions@gmail.com