The Best Ever Book of Glenn Beck Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who - Paperback

by Mark Geoffrey Young (Author)

If you've ever heard a Catholic, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Glenn Beck jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Glenn Beck Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of Glenn Beck jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Glenn Beck joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Glenn Beck jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why does Glenn Beck wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** How do you tell if it is really cold outside? Glenn Beck has his hands in his own pockets. *** Glenn Beck: "My dog fell down a hole and I had to shoot him." His cousin: "Did you shoot him in the hole?" Glenn Beck: "No, in the head." *** What do you have when Glenn Beck is buried up to his neck in sand? Not enough sand. *** What's a definition of disappointment? A bus with Glenn Beck and his relatives going off the edge of a cliff-with one empty seat.

Author Biography

Mark Geoffrey Young is an American-Australian writer, journalist and humorist who has written hundreds of books, articles and scripts for magazines, newspapers and radio stations around the world. His books include The West Australian Joke Book, How to Promote Your Business, Dr. Young's Guide to Demotivating Employees, How to Sell Your House Condo or Co-op in Any Market and the current series of The Best Ever Book of Jokes.