Turdmummy - Paperback

Turdmummy - Paperback

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Turdmummy - Paperback

Turdmummy - Paperback

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by Zoltán Komor (Author)

It's one of those days again: you discover tiny Egyptian pyramids and slaves in your stool, and soon, you give birth to a Fecal-Pharaoh, that is cursed... Yeah, it's one of those days again. Heroin-addicted babies crawl onto your body, and you become a superhero - sure, the girls dig your new infant-muscles, but you must keep up with the little crying bastards drug hunger. Yup, that shitty day again, when your wife calls for the police and the operator tells her that an officer will arrive in 9 months, and a few weeks later, your woman discovers that she is pregnant with a tiny policeman that beats your stick with a baton every time you wanna get intimate with her. Action, drama and holy fucking fecal matter Join Turdmummy, the Foreskin-Golem, Craphouse Christ, the fat Christmas-tree mermaid, Prostate-Yeti and Tampon-Steed in a messy, surreal fight against good taste.

Number of Pages: 80
Dimensions: 0.19 x 8.5 x 5.51 IN
Publication Date: December 16, 2016

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