Zombies Shouldn't Brush Their Teeth with Rocks - Hardcover

Zombies Shouldn't Brush Their Teeth with Rocks - Hardcover

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Zombies Shouldn't Brush Their Teeth with Rocks - Hardcover

Zombies Shouldn't Brush Their Teeth with Rocks - Hardcover

$29.81
Sale price  $29.81 Regular price 

by Mariano Epelbaum (Illustrator), Benjamin Harper (Author)

Zombies struggle with healthy hygiene habits in this laugh-out-loud picture book! You probably shouldn't brush your teeth with rocks, right? Well, try telling that to a zombie! Seriously, it's time to teach those undead slobs a thing or two about healthy hygiene. Like, maybe try a water bath instead of a dirt bath. Or how about brushing those teeth after munching on brains? (Just a thought.) With oh-so ewww-y illustrations and laugh-out-loud rhymes, pre-readers and early readers alike are sure to be scared silly--and pick up some healthy hygiene tips along the way. Written by Benjamin Harper (Bug Girl, Hansel & Gretel & Zombies), this picture book is a must-have gift for baby showers, birthdays, and childhood milestones. Other Books in the Care and Keeping of Zombies series: Zombies Shouldn't Eat Brains for Breakfast Zombies Shouldn't Exercise After Midnight Zombies Shouldn't Sleep in the Dirt

Number of Pages: 32
Dimensions: 0.3 x 10.1 x 8 IN
Publication Date: August 01, 2023

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