Air Force Gator 2: Scales of Justice - Paperback

by Jose Canseco (Introduction by), Dan Ryckert (Author)

In this sequel to the revolutionary Air Force Gator, eight years have passed since the Crocodile Rock incident that almost irrevocably damaged the United States. Since saving the country on that day, Air Force Gator's legendary status has grown to unseen heights. His strength is magnified after being exposed to the chemical GatorAid. He's dating a super hot stripper. Once a desperate and alcoholic whoremonger, the alligator pilot has finally found peace. When President Obama organizes a rally on the National Mall to honor the inaugural Air Force Gator Day, the heroic reptile plans on announcing his retirement from military duty. His dreams of a quiet retirement come crashing down around him when a fringe group of radical reptiles led by an evil pig farmer interrupts the festivities and carries out a massive terrorist attack. Devastated by the increasingly personal attacks of the Sons of Gustav, it's time for Gator to lace up his boots again and bring the pain.

Author Biography

Dan Ryckert is a senior associate editor at Game Informer. He has set two Guinness World Records, he posts dumb things on Twitter (@danryckert), and he once threw up because he put three packets of cheese powder into one box worth of Kraft Macaroni & Cheese noodles. He dislikes most books that don't involve Air Force Gator. This is his second book, and he wrote it so he can make more money and afford to go to WrestleMania.