Everyday Horrors - Paperback

by Rick Gualtieri (Author)

ONE GEEK AGAINST THE RISING DARKNESS.

My name's Bill Ryder and I'm having a hell of a week. Magic is back, my new roommate is a blob of yellow snot, and my friend Sally has been entombed alive in solid rock. Oh, and I'm dead again, or undead anyway.

Life's not quite finished taking a dump on me yet, though, because now something is hunting vampires in New York City. A smarmy-ass wizard has been called in to investigate - one who's got a closet full of skeletons and eyes for my girlfriend. To make matters worse, neolithic horrors not seen since the dawn of time have started reappearing to wreak havoc, and all signs point to it somehow being my fault.

I'll need to rally my friends, new and old, if I'm to have any chance of turning the tide threatening to drown this city in chaos. But it won't be easy. The balance of power in the supernatural world has been upended, and it's going to take a lot more than some attitude and both middle fingers to fix it.

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Prepare for pulse-pounding action and laughter in this thrilling vampire comedy series. If you enjoy Hunter Blain, Steve McHugh, or Jim Butcher, then you're in for a bloody good time with The Tome of Bill series!

Don't miss out on this gripping adventure! Grab your copy of Everyday Horrors now and immerse yourself in a world where horror and humor collide in a messy climax of undead awesomeness.

Content Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric douchebag humor, and lots of asshole monsters