I've Seen You Naked Over 8,000 Times: Marriage and Other Risks of a One-Night Stand - Paperback

I've Seen You Naked Over 8,000 Times: Marriage and Other Risks of a One-Night Stand - Paperback

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I've Seen You Naked Over 8,000 Times: Marriage and Other Risks of a One-Night Stand - Paperback

I've Seen You Naked Over 8,000 Times: Marriage and Other Risks of a One-Night Stand - Paperback

$24.17
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by Ilene Haddad (Author)

It was supposed to be a one-night stand. A couple of decades later, Ilene finds herself lying beside a middle-aged version of that same guy-now sporting a bald spot and nasal strip.

This memoir-presented as a collection of essays and cartoons-is the diary of a relationship between a nice Jewish girl from Austin, Texas and an Arab-American, former altar boy from Waco. Together, they've negotiated dozens of religious holidays (from both testaments), hundreds of uninspired meals, years of home improvement, along with mental illness, travel, and a mutually agreeable definition of romance. It's a take on what happily ever after really looks like when a couple of characters show up for each other, even when they would rather commit murder.

Number of Pages: 184
Dimensions: 0.5 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN
Publication Date: November 01, 2025

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