Please Do Not Shoot Me in the Face - Paperback

Please Do Not Shoot Me in the Face - Paperback

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Please Do Not Shoot Me in the Face - Paperback

Please Do Not Shoot Me in the Face - Paperback

$27.40
Sale price  $27.40 Regular price 

by Bradley Sands (Author)

A tour-de-force. A harrowing comic masterpiece. A timely novel that transcends the times. An instant American classic. This is what critics are not saying about Bradley Sands' latest magnum opus, Please Do Not Shoot Me in the Face: A Novel. A novel in three parts, Please Do Not Shoot Me in the Face: A Novel is the story of one boy detective, the worst ninja in the world, and the great American fast food wars. It is a novel of loss, destruction, and-incredibly-genuine hope. Please Do Not Shoot Me in the Face: A Novel contains three classic Bradley Sands novellas: "Frankie Nougat and the Missing Heart," "Cheesequake Smash-Up," and "Apocalypse Ninja."

Number of Pages: 224
Dimensions: 0.51 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN
Publication Date: November 02, 2011

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