Volcano House - Paperback
by Black Patrick (Author)
Volcano House: The NovelWhat happens when two underachieving taco truck operators join forces with a couple of fashion designers and identical twin supermodels? A lot of weird stuff. Join Black Patrick, Carlito Bandito, and Wild Man as they are led into the jaws of a shark. You'll meet the evil toucan, Igor, who gaslights his owner, Ali, like a semi-attractive, middle-aged, one-eyed Vietcong hooker manipulates the manager of her senior housing complex.
Read at your own risk. You will be outraged, offended, and, frequently, shaken to your empty core by the antics of this crew of degenerates. Based on a true story or two.Made with care and unconditionally loved by our customers, this signature bestseller exceeds all expectations.
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